Saturday, August 30, 2008

Trkkkshh ; Cukup Dah Umurnya

29/8 - 0000, masih jua drang ani in my room blum balik2 nya . . . It was very awkward wah. Mcm nda yg kna msg drang ni leh parents drang cause blum blik . . . and si AYEN baiee~ ea buka cube taie si DANO on my bed . . . Kamah jua 2 DJ BOOTH ku xp . . . Also shared bout the ' TUK TUK TUK MAU BALI BUNGA' ghost story which made si AZMI nda mau balik =p . . . And ada g yg out, antu robot XD . . . Si JON, Ya ALLAH~ asal mlimpang nda mau turun wah kakinya xp . . . Monkey tah bnr =p

0100, AYEN jdi gay cause he wanted to take picture time si JON sleeping utk d ehem2nya XD

0200, went down to watch THE LOVE GURU, si JOULES tu xp. Then brutah si JON balik~ . . . Eatah time mliat si AYEN and NUNU kpisan trus, ttdur wah~ while si JOULES still concentrating to the MOVIE xp . . .

0315, went to kitchen with AZMI, makan~ . . . Atu akhir XD

0330, bangunkan org yg kpisan tdi atu so drang would naik ke atas. Both were ayung, especially time naik tangga . . . Msuk my room, four of us ; me JOULES AYEN NUNU asak2 in one bed. Si AZMI ganya on the floor~ . . . Gila wah~ sorang2 kn mau comfortable =D . . . Si NUNU pling selfish xp . . . Around that time, ada org moaning~ idk, maybe mengigau x . . . Wana know who? Si AYEN hahahaha ;D

1000, woke up~

1100, breakfast~ cuci sendiri haha xp . . . After breakfast we chilled arh 2nd living room. Dorang were very khusyuk mliat MALIN KUNDANG indon version. Ada org dtg, kawan godfather panya~ . . . Si JOULES went to subuk siapa dtg, eatah dsini ea break something glassy~ trkkshh~ =D . . . Rasa bsalah si JOULES =p . . . But no one in the house went mad/angry~ . . . My mom and nini bini said the same stuff ' nda papa tu, cukup dah umurnya ' ;D . . . Had to vacuum it~
then they went home~

1400, JOULES msg usinh hp si SHREK asking wether i'm coming to school kah inda~

1530, went to school in a rush cause it's the only transport available~ eatah i forgot to bring my shoes haha XD LARAK eyh~ . . . Luckily ada si INDON, since ea nda pkai ksutnya so i borrowed it. Ragat wah~ nyaman ksutnya ah, lain bh trus mainan ku XD . . . Kmi lawan the primitives, so siuk winning~ . . . And ujung kaki was like so stupido without the shoes =( . . . Atleast i scored something lawa haha . . . . And first time aku header swing and hit the post . . . I bet with si JOULES, he'll do 5 rounds of the rubiks while i'll score a goal within that time . . . Yeah~ too bad i lost XD . . . I even borrowed ksut si SHREK, mcm BADUT wah =D

1730, went home

-THE END-

Friday, August 29, 2008

Awal Bangun ; Menapih

28/8 - woke up early at 0500 . . . Then set alarm for 30mins . . . 30mins later bebunyi tia, apakan~ ofcourse lah xp . . . Count till 100, woke up, shower then went to school. Arrived at 6 something. Mann~ awal wah, first time taun ani XD . . . It was very the sunyi, takut wah~ pkir tah nda skulah . . . Checked the calendar, just in case salah hari ;D . . . Boring wah sorang diri, mcm 10mins later bru tah ada org dtg. I just found out that my class atu tempat lepak org yg awal dtg sja~ mcm bnyak org yg awal dtg dri class lain masuk =D . . . But really boring eyh, main rubiks tah ganya menunggu si CHUBBY ani~ . . . I prefer dtg akhir eyh ;D . . . Si CHUBBY ani satu tia jua, lastnight bkan main msgnya nyuruh awal dtg -_-'' . . . Then ea came ampir 0700, kata2 ku eyh~ went to the BM department for the menapih SINJANG. Org yg kn dtapih ani nda tia jua ada~ msalah eyh XD . . . Paksa tah mnunggu sana, duduk2~ . . . Then came a teacher with a black jubah. Saya macam ;

" eyh BAL~ cigu bru kah? Nda ku prnah mliat eyh~ muda g 2 usulnya "

but dalam hati ;

" gila lawa jua cigunya ani XD "

tapi si CHUBBY nda mlayan, tuli pakah ea ani? =D . . . Then came org yg kn dtapih ani~ skalinya dtg, damit wah sinjang nya =( . . . Nda jua blurus 2 kmi menapih~ -_-' . . . but still we enjoyed it. Trying this and that. Kesian bh model ah xp . . . + me and CHUBBY g forgot how to do it, pacah wah~ . . . But we finally managed to do what we came for ;D

went to BIO, kmi aher but the teacher mcm paham ngapa. Cool eyh~

ENGLISH, si DON buat ENGLISH ORAL g to yg blum. So yg sudah paksa turun ke library, find an article about US PRESIDENTIAL for the 2 minutes presentation nanti~ . . . What's the most BAIEE~ thing is aku ganya sorang lelaki. The others were girls ; si RAFA, DIYANA, KHAIRINI, CHIX and for worst or for worst MASJOKO -_-' . . . She was kinda MENGAMBANG, apanya org, BITCHY~ with suaranya yg btagar atu, i mean sarut, inda plang sarut, mcm org kna pihit wah~ haha xp . . . KESIAN DEH LOH XD . . . In the library i can't find article, instead i found the SPIDERMAN book. Mcm kanak2 punya but siuk =D . . . After finish reading it, si HAZIQ HAZAZI help aku, ea give aku a newspaper yg ada apa yg ku mau ;D . . . Thanx yaw~

PHYSICS, nothing much. Just some practicals~ after that ada si AYEN, with the SPRAY yg aku crave for 2 days xp yes haha~ XD

CCA, wow~ i did brought my rc plang but just played rubiks instead of playing it =D . . . Cigu ani nda tia jua ingau, dliatnya sja wah xp . . . I beat si NUNU~ maybe ea main2 . . . But who cares xp

and si LAWRENCE ada bwa the ori rubiks yg ea jual2~ wah~ siasiapun XD . . . Stayed back till 1400 then went home cause malamnya ada tahlil at my house . . . Masa i got home, trus tdur wah~ lalah =D . . . Woke up around 1600 then help to prepare stuffs. 1900~ acara almost start, ramai org dtg. I was sitting downstair with my cousins, main cube where i achieved my very kaluk to the brabis cube record, 00.37 ;D . Tiba2 si JOULES dtg mengajut, nda jua ku sangka tu ea kn dtg =D . . . Then mcm 20 minutes later si JON and NUNU dtg mengajut~ diam2 bh drang ani . . . Went to the kem and no life dsana ;D . . . Then makan~ i didn't get to eat the catering, biasalah . . . TUAN RUMAH~ sentiasa sibuk =D . . . Then Ujan Labat~ gila wah. Si AYEN pun dtg. Dtg tau makan sja haha xp . . . When i was busy giving out the CAMPURS~ ada tia org sbalah ku ani senyum2 . . . Panya si SUFERI SUKATI =p . . . Malu2 g 2 ea ah XD

Raining stopped~ invited guest went home. Drang si AYEN NUNU JON and JOULES masih stay and helped to susun the chairs ;D . . . Tq haha~

Then adi Si AYEN NUNU JON JOULES ZAIM SEMUA ORG LAH EXCEPT aku *this refers to only one particular person XD * bagitau aku that my cousin, ABG LALA, memanggil. Went to him

me : ah ngapa?
LALA : kau kn blajar driving kn? Pndai dah?
me : awu~ awulah pandai . . . Staie haha
LALA : bh agatah kau ksana dhujung. Ada kerita ku tu VIOS, pindah and parking kn tia ddpan stable ah
me : apa eyh? Ya kah? Bnr kah ni? Auto kn?
LALA : awu~ manual x ah
me : ya wah? Auto kn? Kn kn? Auto kn?
LALA : Bh bisai2 ah~ jaga tlanggar
me : inda apa tu~ lau tlanggar pun sikit ja 2 haha xp

gave me the key then went to his car which was only brapa puluh metre away. Jaditah~ . . . Started the engine, buka the lampu cause nda nampak wah gearnya . . . I mean yg auto ah . . . Confuse eyh, pkai apakan ah? Ok~ arh 'D' kali, ntam sja tia XD . . . Hit the break, blum g apa2 haha~ . . . Turunkan handbreak then slowly let go of the break, gila wah~ bjalan wah bnr . . . Apakan~ =D . . . Idk dmana stable ani, antam sja tia~ asalkan ampir wah XD

after that ada comments from friends~ kata drang jalan aku pass but parking aku fail cause bri watir wah time aku braking XD . . . Ok x ah~ xp . . . Then aku mcm taie palat " ok~ siapa g minta pindah kn keretanya? XD "

Then my dad asked me to bring my friends kdalam. Instead i brought them kdalam bnar, my KAPAL PACAH ROOM XD . . . Sana we chilled, main cards, cubes and mengumpat2~ and cerita2 . . . And some lame jokes . . . Ok bnyak plang actually lame jokes ku atu, tpi tpkai jua drang msih wah XD
i forgot to mention yg drang ani mcm KAMBING except for si JON haha~ ;D

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Fly Sampah, Fly~

27/8 - today is a sad day cause . . . krgtah XD

woke up at 0300, went online then tdur =D . . . Woke up again, school eatah -_-' . . . Otw, " grrrkkk " parut ku bebunyi, nda breakfast XD. Trus tia i think of biology, ' pasal apa parut kalau lapar bebunyi ah? Apa yg mmbuat ea bebunyi atu ah? Nyasal ku nda tnya cigu eyh ' . . . Apakan~ XD

gave si ZAIM the DVD yg ea mau. Awal2 we had BM, correction sja. Then GEO, we were asked to do the plate movements which i forgot smua eatah boring~ just sit there and do skit sja while si CHUBBY sibuk jalan2 mencari jwapan. Menunjukkan ea rajin lah 2 xp. and the teacher marah brabis tdi but then skajap jua ganya XD . . . Si MIZAN jalan2 tia jua jadi TAUKE collecting $1 for photocopying. Si CHUBBY mlanja aku XD, aku byar balik but ea nda mau. So aku yg untung huahuahua xp . . . Then maths, we moved back ke belakang. Atu pun paksa mengangkat kn brang si RAFA and DIYANA kdapan. Kbasaran bh drang ah xp, well actually aku plang yg OFFER cause kalau inda nda tah drang mau pindah 2 =p

breaktime, si CHUBBY ada bawa RED MANGO SLICES, mmm~ nyaman eyh. Si ZAIM ktagihan, sampai DITAPAUNYA wah dalam paper cause ea kn turun ke canteen. Sampai kulit2nya pun dmakan nya wah. me and CHUBBY warned him not to eat it, tkut pyah BERIA xp. but org gagah, cmana jua? Biar tia eyh XD

Si MIZAN makin laju dah main rubiks xp. Then PHYSICS, corrections~ after that we played rubiks, main punya main punya main. Here come the sad story, si CHUBBY was scrambling cube nya, tlampau laju bh ea ah, PATAH tia cube nya. Patah as in patah, bkan PACAH eyh, patah wah~ . . . Apakan~ suspend XD . . . Eatah si CHUBBY sad the whole day, as in HAMPA lah =D

We were making a plan near the chemist bridge d mana si LAMENA and NIECE-BAU TAIE mlintas, either to put our bags arh clas or chem lab. We decided the lab, eatah when i was turning around, i accidentically hit the tudung sampah. Eatah tgugur smpai ktingkat bwah. Trus g 2 tepasang arh sampah d bwah. Haha pmbual, it flew down near the sampah at bio level sja XD bek jua ada si JON, so asked help from him to pasang trus the lid ah ;D tq JON~ . . . went to the girl's HOSTEL cause we were given the KITAB AL-QURAN by the school, cool jua 2 ;D . . . Except for the non-muslim, drang kna bgi bible~ huahuahua nda wah XD . . . First we went to BEWUDHU d sna, eatah i met the gang, PPB. ' Di mana mandi? ' lawak si ZAIM =p . . . Si AYEN ada but the spray nda, hampa jua ku 2, bkan ja aku, also the others. So masa aku bewudhu, ea d sbalah ku. Eatah aku siram ea balik XD . . . Sorry YEN, kau atu jua xp. Well it's a good thing jua aku buat cmatu~ pasal 2 hari dah kau nda wah. Paham2 lah apa kmi anggap kau if kau nda school XD. Got the KITAB, then brought to class. Otw masih jua menyumpah2, arh tangan dah 2 ah~ ASTAGFIRULLAH =D . . . Ada tia yg blagak alim atu XD

d class which was a.math, kmi becerita pasal org2 TAHFIZ. Given our paper 1. I got 21/80. Gila bh 2~ i was very impressed cause i didn't study for it and still can get cmatu. Higher than someone that i know who studied for it ;D.

Chemistry, given all three papers. 1st paper one, i got 19/40. Just failed XD. Hampa eyh, then corrections, i got another mark, so 20/40, just passed =D. Si CHUBBY ksian, 19 then -1 =p . . . Paper 2, 46/75 ok lah, then paper 3 20.5/40. Baiee~ supervisor punya marking scheme punya pasal i lost 4 marks -_-'. Well jaditah~ =D . . . 'OH MY GOD' si MING LU time ea got paper 3 XD

Before chemist we went to bio lab cause ada teacher RATNI, ea lanja kmi tpi duitnya arh si NAJ ah, nda tah tau bila dpakai 2 duit ah XD . . . Pakainya tia kali dah membli cube xp . . .

Lastly we had ENGLISH, Dr.Who~ wohoo~ siuk eyh but i didn't get to watch it sampai abis. I was called for my english oral practice, sasat g tu mencari classnya, malu eyh -_-' . . . XD as i was sitting arh chair outside atu, si KHAIRINI panya di dalam. Then ea abis, pkir start tah ni, mr.DON ani kluar tia jua~ suruhnya aku tunggu sana. Panya ea memanyap DVD nya atu, SAYANG ea kn brang nya atu XD. Then ada tia drang the guys mlintas, becrita kajap about ending DR.WHO, nda tau bnar atau inda yg drang gtau atu, siuk wah bunyinya. Tpi mcm mmbual ada jua =D. Then dtg tia the girls, what the hell~ kna sindir2 wah, apa juanya skadar aku LONELY xp. Then si KHAIRINI g, pkirnya aku takut? Wat the, nda ku takut~ eatah yg ku hndal ni english ani =p *nda ada XD*

the si DON dtg, he asked me to go outside first.

DON : COME IN~

I went in then ada something gugur, my rubiks. Spoil eyh. That's rude katanya. So kluar g XD. 'Come in' then masuk balik. Atu pun kn dpractice kah? xp . . . Read the passage. I was ok, although ada salah sikit =D, then came the coversation part. Woosh~ i was very blank wah, awal dah ready time dluar tdi =D

DON : Zeeratul~ You've been talking non-stopped in class for 2 years. Now is not the time to stop~

Ouch~ XD bh apa g, speaking tia ku, LACIS2 eyh haha xp . . . Abis then went to canteen, hang out with PPB's. NO LIFE~ and main2 kn si SYAFIQ gayboy XD

Went home, ate, then msg si ZAIM bout the DVD. Kmu mau tau apa terjadi to him. Ni nah msgnya ;

' Haha, okaylah. Sudah ku liat. Enda berapa siuk. Mauk usulnya sorang2. Sudah ku taruh dalam beg balik. Auah, tadi, payah ku beria ah. Sialan. '

haha bru kau tau xp thanks for sharing btw XD. Ok i think i gtg, mencari foods then tdur cause tomorrow i have to come to school early wah, cigu SHAHIDAH menyuruh ah =D

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0's Are Officially NO LIFE~

27/8 - yesterday is the day lalalalala~ apakan =D . . . Yesterday i beat so so so MANEYH ;D . . . From the O's ; ZAIM, CHUBBY, WILSON, to the PPB's ; LUT, TAWA, AIMAN and also si taie palat SYAFIQ PICIK, eventhough i beat him twice sja, jaditah~. Better than never ;D

1st and 2nd period, a.maths, teacher AMAL gave us a free period g. Apa g, start tia NO LIFE =D . . . Won won won, kalah jua lah~ and si ZAIM start dah fingertricks with the cube, bri tkajut wah. Kn blaju tia dah =p

3rd, bio. Correction paper 1 . . . I got 28/40, wehee~ 284 . . . But then +1 mark tia. So 29/40, alaaa~

4th, mib. Diam2 playing cards dalam songkok =D . . .

5th, english. Well i forgot to bring my BUTT WARS book so mr.DON pinjamkan bukunya. For the first time ever i got interested in reading buku TABALS2~ . . . The book was not bad, it's about a doctor, cops, shooting and stuffs~ siuk lah ;D too bad i didn't get to borrow the book ='( . . . First time bh KHUSYUK membaca, biasa bising kna marahi ganya XD

BREAKTIME, wah~ the no life tournament began. Paham2 lah ;D . . . Ate SAMBOI again, thanx to MACI sbalah, wehwehweh xp . . . Si AYEN ani nda tia dtg, katanya kn skulah bwa spray, nda jua ada -_-' *kes gila rubiks dah XD*

6th & 7th, geo. Got our paper 1. I got 34/40. One of the highest x ah, come on lah XD.

8th & 9th, maths. Nothing much, just corrections

10th & 11th, biology. Genetic diagram and ada the new 50's BOLT, si CHUBBY XD. before bio i beat SYAFIQ, kaluk plang 2 =D

last 2 periods were physics, got our paper 2 and i got 46/75 laa~ . . . Worth x ah nda revision atu, so guys jgntah revise XD. and ZAIM tesilap ckap, he revealed that drumah ea pakai rubiks adinya. That's where those fingertricks came panya xp. And puas hati ku cause menyindir si JOKO brabishly. I said "dpantai masih 2 sir" outloud to the whole class when she failed to give her marks to sir. Smua org ktawa XD. Even yg nda tau apa2, that includes you sir xp

stayed until 1600, no life~ i beat SYAFIQ again, TAWA and AIMAN. LUT jua~ went home. Broke my previous record. I got 00:47, kaluk to the VRAVISHLY =D . . . Got headache cause rubiks ganya then slept

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Monday, August 25, 2008

Everybody Is A Fcuker

24/8 - i BROKE my previous record. My new one is 00:59 . . . Woohoo~ under one minute dah, but maybe KALUK XD

23/8 - ok nothing much, school was ok. Physics paper!!! , smua NYAWA2 IKAN haha . . . Except for paper 2, blum g kna gtau :D . . . If paper 2 FAIL, confirm tah fail smua ni huahuahua XD . . . In class we played rubiks, me ZAIM WILSON & CHUBBY~ . . . Saja kn SHOWOFF speed haha~ Since there's only two cube so mcm ikut giliran lah. Winner lawan winner, loser lawan loser. First round i got LAST, beaten by WILSON and CHUBBY haha~ . . . Second round i got 1ST wee~ . . . but baieee~ overall si WILSON is the fastest in the class lah, 3 times i challenged him, tiga-tiga atu jua ku KALAH XD . . . si NAJ idk, cause ea absent wah, pnakut xp . . .Then came me CHUBBY and lastly ZAIM haha~ . . . Bru ea tau si ZAIM ah, last few months ea FASTEST wah xp . . . very enjoying eyh ;D

then chilled di canteen, rubiks g =D, from 1230 till 1400 wah. I got a new training PARTNER, si LUTFI~ . . . Ea slalu manang lah, so do i xp . . . It's fun lah, eventhough i'm still that KAJAR2 XD . . . Eyh awu ah, masa d class pun aku kajar2 =D lagi TERUK :D . . . As i was practicing with si LUT, ada tia drang si AYYUB dtg~ kalah ganya tia ku oleh si LUT, idk why but katanya si AYYUB atu lucky charm nya, JIMAT =D . . . Si TAWA also ikut, tiada ku sangka bola-bola api XD apakan~ . . . Tiada ku sangka nda ku dpat kalahkan si TAWA,makin laju tia udah anak ah haha~ . . . Tpi atleast aku pernah kalahkan ea before huahuahua xp. Eatah kn masa kmi busy playing, si JAZ came. He was like :

JAZ : bah~ aku lawan si zeerul eyh
me : malas ku eyh~ krg mental/kelaie kau g

then mental tia ea ani. Wth man~ it was just a joke. Then ea mental g nda mau2. Ea ckap aku treat smua ani mcm joke. Wth man~ it's my life what do you care. He wants me to be serious just for one time. Well i can't wah baie~ i'm not that type. Then aku mcm balasi blik pasal ea marah2 atu. Then ea mental, ucapnya aku fucker. Eatah i replied everybody is a fucker x ah, if not now then later. Eatah si SYAFIQ tpakai ni baie ah xp. Kalau ea mcm2 g si JAZ and wants me to be serious, i won't hesitate to say " I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE OUT OF PPB, ". Honestly, i began to hate him wah, like, DI MANA SAJA -_-' sheesh~ . . . You're the one who got me into this feeling. Eatah cara mu ni? Slama ku membela kau time si ADIB menerajang kau atu, cmani cara mu? . . . Nda jua aku mengharapkan balasan, but atleast show me some respect wah~ if not as your captain then respect me for being someone older than you. EMOSI eyh -_-'

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2nd Is Better Than Last

25/8 - woke up early but dtg school LATE =D . . . We had a.math but nda blajar, kata teacher do our own things so apa g, rubiks ;D . . . Tournament again, i beat WILSON yehaa~ . . . Then lawan si NAJ, first i lost cause nervous and salah step ='( . . . I offered him a rematch . . . Unfortunately, i still lost -_-' . . . Malu eyh~ mau kn ngoffer aku ah but still kalah jua masih~ . . . Haha wth~ nda bh, i won x ah the 2nd time, jauh g tu tinggalnya ea ah xp . . . So confirm tah 2 WILSON is the fastest, me 2nd, CHUBBY 3rd and ZAIM last =p . . . Well jaditah~ atleast dpat jua beat WILSON =D . . . Better 2nd than last ;D . . . Eatah time main ada principle menyubuk2, woosh~ panic eyh kmi ah, trus hide the rubiks wah. Pikir kami ganya yg panic ani, panya group MACI sbalah ani panicking tia jua, lagi tia andal drang ah, main cards wah XD

then chemist, ke lab. Teacher nda so kna relief. We were asked to hand in the nov 03 paper which i copied earlier from CHUBBY ;D . . . Then do the nov 05 in class for 1hr to be handed, tiru lagi~ but this time from AIMAN. Pandai2 beidup wah XD. Cause awal siap, eatah mengayau keblakang. Ksian si ZAIM, tkana matanya with water from my syringe =D ea g pakai contacts :D

break~ we went to class instead, si WILSON sja ke canteen. On our way to class, met SYAHMI and he showed us a lost rubiks that he founded, nda tau siapa punya. AYEN's panya, so ambil sja tia then bwa ke class. Mcm dadah dah wah rubiks tdi atu XD . . . So di class there's 3 rubiks tia, mcm biasa, tournament ;D. Manang g wehee~ ;D . . . Si WILSON kalah jua, majal =D

geo, nothing much. Just doing the mcq~ eatah teacher mental cause me and CHUBBY were so bising~ . . . I don't think so =p . . . and awu ah, we ate samboi from si ZEEMAH =D, si chubby bru blajar makan :D

maths~ paper 1 got 47/80. Paper 2 71/100 . . . Jaditah, C5 ;D . . . After that played against clas si PICIK, but ea nda jua main =p . . . I was the gk, we won 3-1. CAWER bolos ku ah =D . . . Waited for 1hr utk balik. Monday sucks~ next week awal ku blik eyh haha . . . Played rubiks tennis, yg tertentu ja paham 2 =D

got home, played rubiks and i broke my previous record wehwehweh . . . I got 00:52, maybe kaluk but 2 kali wah. Kaluk kah 2 haha? My others are 00:54, 00:56, 00:58. Pokoknya i can do it under 1 minute dah lah hehehe xp . . . Hope aku kalah kan si AYYUB, bsar cita2 ku atu huahuahua XD . . . And tq to MUAZ i learnt another situation today ;D . . .

that's the end of my NO LIFE story. Kan makan AYAMKU ku dulu XD

-THE END-

yeah i forgot to mension samting~ masa otw kmi ke canteen, i mean lapas maths, we were testing si JAZ, we planned si WILSON pushed si MIZAN and kana kn si JAZ. Yes~ they did it as planned, but si WILSON spoil~ kalau inda start a war dah 2 . . . Minta2 aku ah XD

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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Sardine To Belait Kiub

22/8 - eatahkn~ lastnite i slept *duh~ so does org lain =p* (no~ org yg negerinya ALTITUDENYA lain inda jua =p) *pasal drang pgi or ptg BONGOK~ cuba drang mlm, tdur kah inda -_-'* . . . Apakan~ bedebate sorang diri XD . . . as i was busy playing rubiks and ACHIEVING my personal best atu, looked at the time, didn't realised it was 0200 sudah~ owh god, GILA bh tuu 5 hrs main rubiks, no life eyh XD then trus went to sleep

as i was busy dreaming which i forgot apa~ eatah my hp VIBRATOR XD. Si MUAZ panya. I answered it, he was a little worried about si AYEN ani jadi kh inda ngambil ani~ talk talk talk, still sleepy masa atu then he HUNG up. Yess~ smbung balik tdur =D. Before tdur balik i messaged si AYEN jadi kah inda~ . . . Mcm, bru jua few minutes tdur, ada tia si AYEN ani msg ;

" Yawww mandi! Aku otw ngambil kau ni. "

looked at the time, it was 9 something. Tau ea aku blum mandi ah =p SEFAHAMAN dah ni XD. I rushed my way mandi. This that, siap and waited for him. *owh lapar ku eyh~ i mean rite now, time mmbuat post ani =D* eatah kn, bek jua my dad came with the KUIH-MUIH and some other foods such as . . . Mmm~ XD . . . After eating, i realised then, si MUAZ bru jua tpun aku btanya pasal si AYEN, then si MUAZ minta no.nya and lapas aku msg si AYEN atu brutah ea msg aku. Baru ku sedari, cinta ku bertepuk sebelah tangan~ . . . Apakan XD, bru ku sadar si AYEN pun BARU bngun time atu. Thanks to the foods bru tah my brain FUNCTIONING ;D

He came with MUAZ, went to GURKA's house then ikut unclenya MR.SHADES NDA MAU LAPAS =D ke OGDC. On that same day, my dad ke belait jua panya XD. Otw to belait, main rubiks tah ganya memanjang, again~ NO LIFE =D . . . Plus the situation in the car is SARDINE~ . . . GURKA sitting ON TOP of me and LAWRENCE, which gives numb to me leg but tahan sja tia =D. and MUAZ with AYYUB which were very comfortable, i think. Compared to us lah, cause si MUAZ dpat paluk2 si AYYUB wah XD. but the most baiee~ thing is si AYEN duduk dpan sorg diri, bakal ja you're the BIGGEST~ *not to say the FATTEST, cause that's rude~ that's what i learnt masa otw to belait, saying something rude in a non-rude way =D* while kami 5 org at the back seat XD . . . Nada bh yen xp

Came to belait, we were DROPPINGS off XD at the mosque for the JUMAAT's and LAWRENCE was alone di OGDC, suruh ke church nda mau xp. In the mosque, me and MUAZ sampat g mmbuat dusa NGUMPATING bju org sana, ASTAGFIRULLAH~ XD

*ooh~ 0700 dah, krg g sambung ;D*

eatah kn~ after prayer, CAMohammad or IDEAL? Si cina sorg ani ksian tia jua, ideal sja eyh. Walked our way to the OGDC, pictures and stuffs =D Well i was the CAMERAMAN plang ganya :D . . . Arrived at the OGDC, ada few scenes of acting with the tourist (LAWRENCE) which si AYEN sucks at XD . . . Eat then practice, bkannya inda bising =D . . . Then kana gambar2 oleh reporter yg present on that day. POSE2~ ngaleh, register then blawan. I was supposed to use AYYUB's cube tpi nda jadi cause cina belait atu SPOILED it -_-' . . . 1st, 01:03. 2nd, 01:19 and 3rd, 01:23 . . . Yeah~ it gets even worser as i continued, gagar bh =p but atleast i broke my personal record by 00:01, so it's 01:03 tia XD. At the end GURKA won, LAWRENCE came 2nd, MUAZ 3rd. Me and AYEN, ntah dmana but he's top of me for sure with his 01:02 xp . . . Fed the ' DO NOT FEED FISH, UNDER CONSTRUCTION ' XD. Membazir eyh, bek plang d makan ='(

went home with uncle si GURKA, sardine lagi =D . . . Si MUAZ hampa sepanjang jalan =p and si GURKA vice versa XD . . . Chilled at GURKA's then bapanya antar kmi smua home, KEWWWL~ =D . . . Got home and main rubiks again, nda sanakkah? -_-' . . . INDEEE~ and i broke my earlier personal record which is 01:03 by 00:03 . . . . So my new personal record is 00:03~ apakan, nada paham XD . . . It's 01.00, jaditah~ in one day i broke 2 records ;D

-THE END-

01:04 - FCUK YUO JZA

22/8 - Yeah~ ganazzz topic ku ah haha~ XD . . . Yesterday was UUUSAM (awesome XD), well not really :D . . . Woke up early around 0615 *atu awal? jgntah dulu =p*, but what MATTER is aku dtg skulah lebih awal ;D. Briefing in the audi again~, me and MIZAN, were serious concentrating masa atu (kejarangan =D) but still jua kna MARAHI oleh MRS.CHAN, apa inda~ skali nda concentrate bkannya inda bising XD. Kana ANCAM lagi tu kami ah olehnya, kalau kmi bising g kana suruh duduk kedapan :D. Ended up choosing~ malas ku gtau sini, krg ada si JOKO =D

after that cca, CONFUSED kn kmana. Nda g blurus wah cca kmi. Then we decided ke HOCKEY sja. While waiting, i ate the RED MANGO SLICES. Eatah si AYEN minta kn, pndai plang ea makan but yg bkan patut d talan bh yg d kunyah2 nya ani, apa inda KEKARASAN XD yen yen~ =p. SHAHMI got bullied mcm biasa =D. Then at hockey, we played red against white and it was BORING as usual, cause aku nda handal XD but still mau jua ku masih main ;D. Si MIZAN first time main, he was ok but kadang2 ea pkai kakinya which is a FOUL =p. Si AYEN was ok jua, diam2 ada talent panya baie ah xp. JOGGED back to school mcm last week, but this time ada si AYEN MIZAN and JAHAT. Si SHREK and JON ikut jua but drang ambung, kn belaju. Luckily kmi ada si JAHAT, yg nda dpat blari JAUH ah. More walking than jogging =D, cause si AYEN lanja kmi nasi, eatah panuh tangan ;D. On our way, becerita tah ganya 2. Si AYEN nda mau branti2 ktawa, MIZAN proves his GAYNESS and JAHAT shows us another reason why ea jalan so slow and shootingnya tajam XD. btw we met a bottle COMMITTED SUICIDE =D and a HALF-NAKED BOY yg si MIZAN tpakai xp also si JAHAT bjalan dalam lungkang :D

arrived at school si JON jealous and menyasal tinggalkan kami cause of the nasi :D . . . Then played a GAME between O's and PPB's, alaa~ PPB lost to O', yaay~ . . . Apakan~ 3 - 1 ;D . . . After that the KELAPA CUP, manang lgi~ 9-8. BASAHfJ lost their cup to KBfA.

and si JAZMI mental2 time i played defend, wuu~ cawey XD. Aku tau lah aku KARAS defend, nda usah kn mental2, kan jadi si BAHRIN kau =p. Ea mcm aggressive, bkan g mcm~ aggresive bh =D . . . I was dribbling the ball near the D-BOX then he took the ball away in a kasar way, so i chased him and bodied him. Eatah ea tgugur, you're too soft JAZ =p, trus mental~ i said sorry, turned my back then ea ran and pushed me. Cari pasal bh ea ah -_-', mengikut hati ku wah~ eee~ eee~ eee~ ku tumbuk kau tu, bakal ja you're my teammate and i'm not that type of kelaie-ing guy -_-'. Mun inda wah~ eeeee~ *garam hati ku eyh XD* . . . Eatah kn, he was screaming, " foul!! Main buyuk!! Main tulak jua kau!! " . . . Duh~ wtf JAZ? I didn't even pushed you, i was body-ing you x ah, which you lost =D. Pushing ani using hands x ah, i didn't even used it against you, unlike what you did to TAWA. yes~ that's true, i saw what you did to him. *emotional eyh =D* then we continued on playing, after minutes, JAHAT got the ball, JAZ chased him *note that kalau si JAZ blari briwatir wah kakinya* and put his leg between JAHAT's and pushed him. Both fell, JAHAT stood up quickly and trus MENTAL~ " nah siapa yg menulak!! " . Wah~ so SWEET of him to BELA aku XD, awal2 ea mcm nda ingau wah, panya diam2 sasak tia jua kn arh si JAZ on that day =D weee~ . . . and si JAZ nda g tbangun after that fall, something wrong with his leg, puas ati ku~ XD . . . and nda g org mau tolong ea tu, except si AQIL, traitor =p. Btw first and awal second half aku keeper yo~ handal bh aku ah . . . Saja kn show off sini =D Anyway, that's the first time i saw si JAHAT mental :D, kau tu punya pasal JAZ xp. Finally JAZ stood up and asked for forgiveness, i said yes, but inside~ i began to HATE him ;D it's better to be honest rite :D . . . But don't get me wrong, not hate as in hate eyh, apakan~ =D . . . i mean hate as in if playing futsal with him ;)

got back home, played rubiks. Got my new best personal time, 01:04. Jaditah~ i know kmu yg laju2 atu will say mcm 'atu pun kn d bangga kn kah?' . . . Well yes~ it's my life, what do you care. Atleast i'm appreciating something that i can do at my best eventhough it's still like nda seberapa ;D

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Stewardess BRONZAY

20/8 - summary sja eyh~


0200 : tidur

0645 : woke up and mandi

0715 : went to school

0730 : arrived, class then audi for subjects BRIEFING

during audi : si MIZAN on my right, SHREK left, sbalahnya AYEN, then EMO and lastly si GURKA =D

1000 - break, eatah during this time, si AIMAN JAHAT kna buli XD . . . Jahat bh dorang aah. It all began when i was eating the MEE infront of him.

" eyh man, ngapa nda makan? Inda kn pasal *LICKING my top right lip* pun kau nda makan "

si JAHAT ani diam2 ja~ serious lagi tu ea membaca BOOKLET ah, sakit hati lah 2 XD. Tpi yg lain apa ingau, drang tau ktawa ganya.

" man lau kau makan paksa pakai STRAW tu man~ "

" pasal apa plang? "

" pasal *menggigit top BIBIR* lau kau makan pkai SUDU tkana tia *licks* " jahat eyh XD

and ada tia sorang ani cakap something even more padas~ =D . . . He said JUBUR si **** be******* kah?
eatah kau g****. Ouch~ even aku trasa padasnya man~ SORRY :D but since it was so cahli, ktawa sja tia XD.

10.30 - went back to audi and on our WAY,

" eyh mana tia si MIZAN ani "
" ntah mmbgi straw arh si AIMAN x "

then ada tia ea running to me,

" bhapa kau? "
" arh si AIMAN jap "
" bhapa? "
" aku main2 kn ea tdi, kataku man~ nda kau bli minuman? Nyaman~ "

jahat bh si MIZAN ah, sampat g tu main2 kn si AIMAN =D *kes blum sdar diri XD* . . . Then masa arh toilet d audi ada si BLACKHOLE, you know what happen to
when i met her ;D kna siruk~ dapan2 lgi tu XD

1230 - finished the briefing, and decided to take GP, MATHS, GEO and either BIO or PHYSICS. But maybe physics kali~ MAYBE lah~ :)

1300 - at canteen, sma ppb. Paham2 lah, manada lain yg kn dbuat slain rubiks =D . . . Pacah g rubiks 2by2 si SYAFIQ, nda g baik wah :D . . . we went to the career room, first time ;D, and ada SIR AZRUL, musuh ketat XD. Abis bah ku kna buli lehnya, inda heran. Dari fom 4 dah =D . . . I found out that i'm gonna be a STEWARDESS, baie wah ea ah haha . . . I even owed him a COFFEE and BLANKET =D, 1hr but nda sampai2 :D

1500 - went to the gym to change. Before that i BEAT DANIAL at rubiks~ happy eyh =D, last time lawan ea, laju wah ea abis. Skali ani nda membari2 =p . . . Played futsal illegally, MAIN HARAM~ . . . Very enjoying, KARING ft AYEN vs BASAH ft JON wah utk menentu kan siapa dapat BRONZAY and SAGUHATI XD . . . Si JAZ g mental2, boring =p but siuk dmain2 kn =D

1640 - We lost =D but then si AYYUB ani nda mau2 minta prize atu, i looked around and ada KELAPA, ambil sja tia and jadi kn hadiah. Also took A picture, panat bh~ XD

1710 - went home and showered. Then check schedule BEIJING, today is the 200m si BOLT at 2155.

2155 - checked RTB, hurdles, hurdles, 200m women. Just one more event then bru tah si BOLT but suddenly trus tia branti broadcasting RTB ani, liat jam it was 2200~ baiee!! Berita~ nda tia sampat meliat, cis~ celaka . . . Ilang mood trus lehnya =D

summary kh ni? ;D

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

JOKO Nightmare

This thing happened ONE day before the qualifying exam, 10th August. Seriously, to me this what you call INCIDENT is a TRAGEDY which is BARIGALI to the MAXIMA =D. Btw to those yg nda tau siapa si JOKO ani, hell YOU'RE ONE LUCKY PERSON XD


it was about hmm~ 1700 to 1830 kali, as i was watching tv, bebunyi tia my hp. Ada msg lah~ but malangnya it was from her, si JOKO =D

msg
received : grul, blajar kau sudah?
sent : inda~ ngapa?

too bad that's the only msg i can remember, ada plang lgi, NYASAL ku delete eyh. Mun inda ku post sudah tu smua sini XD. If only i didn't delete it or if only i have this blog THINGY earlier, sanang jua ku kn becerita =D

eatah, ada dalam msgnya ani saying that she was at the PANTAI masa atu and she haven't studied yet and she WANTS me to teach her pasal ea nda dpat balik time atu. Like, wth~ sudah ku gtau aku blum revise ah masih jua minta ajar. Then aku REJECT lah kn ngajar ea but ea ani nda mau2, apanya org brunei, MEMAJAL~ KALING GANYA MEMAJAL ANI XD. Then minta gtau tia formula maths yg perlu diingati. So i sent this :

1+1=2
1+2=3
1+3=4
1+4=5
1+5=6
1+6=7
1+7=8
1+8=9
1+9=10

nda g besyukur tu~ cmana tah jua kn ngajar, aku BALUM revise bh!! *emosi =D*

and ea ada reply 'ku geget kau krg'. I mean, EWW~ from someone like her? Jgntah dulu, kalau org lain kali jua XD

then msgnya ani g ada te-'SYG2' and lapas mcm something yg lanji2 atu ea BUANG KES tia mcm 'eyh apakan aku ah'. Example :

" laju wah ajar aku syg~ *eyh ngapa tia aku ani*.

nda kau syg aku kah? *ada tia krg org mrah ni*.

Kalau kau nda ajar aku, bunuh diri ku ni ah *emo aku ah haha~*. "

something like that. WTF~ untuk apatah tu? Supaya aku RESPOND lah 2 ah, jgntah dulu =p. But i still replied her msgs, jgn pikir lain eyh, maruah bh 2, i'm trying to know how further she would go XD. I replied mcm :

" inda~ inda ku syg kau. Bh agatah, bisai2 sja bunuh diri atu XD "

wah~ i thought by sending that msg she would STOP replying but no~ masih jua nda mau2 minta ajar. WASTED about $1.00 kali just for replying her msg, nyasal ku =D

then i asked her why me? Why not the others? You know what, she gave me the most STUPID reason in the world. Katanya i'm the ONLY person using DST while the others 3G Bmobile. Mahal katanya.

pfft~ see how SATUPID she is. Let me say this :

kalau ada niat kn blajar atu ah, pasal mahal inda mahal atu bkan tah jadi MASALAH wah tu. Mahal pebaik ya, mun namanya kn blajar, nda tah jadi HAL tu perkara cematu atu "

so ertinya ea kn menggatal, not studying cause i know she have a CRUSH on me. Well~ so does everybody else, biasaler~ *prasan XD* but drang nda jua LANJI mcm kau =p . . . Eatah, siapatah menyuruh kpantai, tau dah kn qualifying.

when i told her about PRICE ISN'T A PROBLEM atu masih jua ea nda mau2, d callnya lgi tuu but i didn't answered it. Buang masa saja XD. I entered her number in my BLACKLIST supaya auto-reject :D. Over 30 times she tried bh, look how DESPERATE she is to hear my voice. Suara SEXY x ah XD.

then last2 katanya,
" bah be msg sja tani, apa formulanya? "

i was like, duh~ prasan ku dri tadi dah bemsg -_-' . . . Then i decided to END all this CRAP by sending her this :

" most important formula :

1st : stop mengacau aku & agatah belajar sendiri

2nd : YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE

3rd : get a life "

dia pun TERDIAM, nda tia g memajal but ea minta no. si ZAIM. I said i don't have his no. . . . Malastah ku ingau kn bgi kau no.nya. Aku tau apa rasanya no. kna jual2 ani.

To my classmate yg jual no. ku arhnya atu, i have something to say utk kmu :

BAIEE kmu ah, cani cara kamu XD. Nanti kamu hahaha~ paksa tah ku tukar LINE bru ni =D

ada my previous post saying kmi, THE O's, 'lefuck' eatah kmi becerita pasal ani jua. Then panya si ZAIM ani kna msg tia jua. But PARAH g aku XD. Pandai ea buang kes si JOKO ah, supaya ea nda kdapatan menggatal, bnr2 tia ea msg yg lain =D

masa kami 'lefuck' atu ada 3 THEORY about her :

CHUBBY's theory which i forgot already :D

ZAIM's theory ; pokoknya ea minta layan lah, minta ada respond

MINE's ; last paragraph ah ;D

-ENDOSMOSIS-

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Yummy Breakfast

19/8 - yaaw~ tau kmu today birthday R9? . . . R9 bah, RONALDO brazil ah ;D apakan~ nda kna mengana XD. Wokey~ last night i slept early, 0000, awal jua dah 2 =D

lastnight ada si CHUBBY msg nyuruh bwa bula, and this morning when i woke up ada jua =D . . . Tau ea bh aku plupa ah eatah paksa balik2 XD . . . I went down getting ready to school, and checked mana bula ani? Ok~ sbalah ICEBOX, then looked at the table, ada BREAKFAST huahua~ . . . It's been a week dah nda breakfast, slalu aher ;D

otw to school, masa di highway ;

wah~ ari ani last qualifying, siuk eyh. Beg kosong, kalau everyday kosong kn bisai ;D

then OUT OF NOWHERE teclick tia pasal bula si CHUBBY suruh ani. Shiiit~ tlupa tia ku membawa and that's cause of having a BREAKFAST yg EEENAAKK~ =D

arrived school trus ada si CHUBBY then he was disappointed hearing it. Then came si AYEN, apa lgi~ yen tolong yen. Bek jua ea mau, MUSTAHIL jua ea reject bh, org TELAMPAU baik ;D . . . but it makes me wonder, apa usulnya if ea reject ah? What would my reaction be? Gila bh 2~ XD

a.maths2, CONFIRM FAIL eventhough it was easier compared to paper 1 ;D . . . then geo1, before that kmi, THE O's, went to class 'lefuck' . After that boys kna tahan d audi. Mcm biasalah, MEMANYAP meja, it was ENJOYING jua lah. Out of nowhere the left side vs the right side ani bh, blawan siapa dulu abis =D . . . Si SYARIF and HADI bariwatir wah, happy XD

after that went back home to get the ball with si AYEN. Today kerita si AYEN lain, tinggi :D. Maybe cause si CHUBBY and AYEN was on the same side XD

got back to school, nothing much~ RUBIKs~ eatah ganya tuu, NO LIFE EYH =D . . . Anyway today i learnt steps baru dri si MUAZ, cool :D . . . Si ZAIM today was like different brabis, ntah cmana tia bleh ea interested in SHUFFLING =D . . . Then ada si SYAFIQ with his tangan yg bekain-kain ah, kesian but still taie palat ea ah XD . . . and i also learnt how to solve the 2BY2 rubiks, PRABUK eyh, bru tah pandai. THANKS to both teachers from sg.buloh, SYAHMI and SYAFIQ . . . Sg.bulok kah drang ani? XD . . . and i celebrated it by throwing the cube up, then sambut balik but nda tsambut. INSTEAD it broke into pieces di canteen ah, INDA COOL eyh =D sorry SYAFIQ :D . . . and not to forget AYEN, sorry too cause pacahkan your 4by4 rubiks XD . . . Malang~ xp That's all~

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Monday, August 18, 2008

Not As Planned

17/8 - Gila bh dude~ i WASTED time from 1300 till 2200 instead of revising for GEO and MATHS.D2. Fell asleep at 2200, nda jua smpat kn revise tu, kata si AYYUB g geo2 payah ='( . . . Then i woke up at 0100, thinking whether to STUDY or not, but i decided to make an alarm at 0400 so i could wake up and study. Set the alarm on two hp, mine and my sis's. 0130, still COULDN'T get to sleep. Went online instead until the alarm bebunyi, off to bed. Lain yg d plan lain yg d buat, so nda revise lah =D

woke up at 0600, as usual awal masih then bila bgun bru tah bgagas. Otw to school, my nini ani menakut2 kn tia jua, skali liat FUEL kritanya atu, kn NAZAK ganya inda, ampir E wah. Luckily sampai jua =D Arrived school at 0728, mengikut jam AUDI lah :D . . . Maths.D, pyh jua lah. Times up, went to class to study geo, but still becerita jua masih. HONESTLY, nda yg kn d baca wah geo ah, si MIZAN ganya yg serious membaca, sambil atu memasang tlinga jua =D . . . Luckily i didn't do any revisions on geo last night, useless bh :D

then msuk audi for geo, we we're bising, si BAHRIN tu kambang =D . . . 1015, geo start. I was very afraid and confused cause it's my first time bh sitting for geo, nda pengalaman XD . . . Mann~ didn't REGRET taking geo cause the paper was very siuk to the VRAVISH =D . . . Answer 4 from 11 questions, mcm wth~ bnyak jua choices tu :D . . . Cause i didn't revise, so i answered it all using common sense and recalled what i've been learning. Overall it was fun lah answering the paper cause LANCAR bh, nda plang tau lurus kh inda 2 =D . . . If you looked at the GEOLOGIST student ah, everybody was like, writing then stopped, stretched their fingers for a while the sambung balik~ lalah NYAMU, bnyak bh kn dtulis XD

after that, played the 3by5 rubiks AYEN's edition, panya main berakat the top and bottom layer atu, cis! Gila punya org, 3by3 panya masih XD. Got home and on the table there's beef, ROASTED~ . . . Mmm~ nyaman eyh ari ani haha . . . Then do something something something which is BORING lau dcrita kn~ . . . But i did some drawings lah, drawings of 3 letter. Which spelled . . .

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

888 Tragedy ; Snake In The House

This thing happened on the 8th of August. Ok, there's nothing really special about this day but something did happened *duh~ ofcourse, that's why i'm posting this =D* i mean something that I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER *mandy moore XD* but will forget bout it in the future, apakan~ :D

ok, as i was sitting down watching tv, ada tia my sis ani BLARI

"bang, ada ULAR ddpur," then she ran to my parents's room and told my dad. My dad ani pun RUSHING tia ke dapur with a stick while i was still CONTINUING watching the tv *babal masih :D*. My dad called me to the kitchen and asked me to get a LONGER stick. i ran and scanned through the kitchen, ada MOP, ambil sja tia eyh =D. Handed it to my,

dad : nda basah kah ni?
me : umm ntah~ bsah kali *grins*
dad : cari g yg lain eyh

i ran to the 'SECOND CLASS' living room and took this metal which was TWICE longer than the mop, puas hati =D

back to kitchen, my dad asked me to hold the door open while ea CUCUK2 the under the garbage, gila~ takut jua ku 2 =D . . . mana ular ani? WHOA!! ada panya, it was small but long enough to CEKIK my throat XD . . . The snake went out the door, fuhh~ abis dah, but ada tia this two CATS getting near the snake. Drang PIKIR MAKANAN kali =D, maklumlah kalau lapar apa saja bleh jadi makanan bh ;D . . . Then this snake KETAKUTAN kali, never thought ular PANDAI takut =D trus tia masuk balik ke dalam. me and my dad ani trus tia MELOMPAT LEBIH TINGGI, apakan~ . . . Both melumpat or should i say REVERSED laju2, sma g STEPS kmi tu, dpat dah MENARI sama2 XD . . . Then my dad POKE the snake again and again and again smpai snake atu kluar~ my dad pun quickly closed the door, what happened to the snake? Idk~ KANYANG tia kali dah kucings =D

after that i continued watching tv, i was WONDERING cmana bleh that snake MASUK? If that was the anak ular, then mana mamanya? Wth~ stop thinking bout it. As i was watching tv, i felt something GELI on my right hand, something TICKLING . . . I looked at it, SUBHANALLAH!! a snake, even larger =o, mamanya kali~ . . . It was MELILITING my arm, i screamed like a girl, AAAAHH!! big enough for the whole people in the house to hear. My dad saw it and ran with the kitchen's AXE and chopped the head of the snake. YUCK~

ok better stop here, actually nothing happen after the snake got out of the house. Never EXPECTED that my dad would jumped away too, he was like BERANI msa awal2 . . . Ilang cool eyh XD

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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Just To Get My Bottle Back

15/8 - *liat jam* 10 p.m. then check time table, english 2 from 7.30 till 9, A.maths 1 starts at 10.30 . . . I was like " EYH ADA SEJAM STANGAH, SAMPAT G BLAJAR TU, " . . . So i ended up sleeping instead of studying, malas bh haha . . .

the next day, 16/8, which is today for your information =p . . . kna bangunkan, liat jam it's still 6 a.m. so sambung tidur haha~ . . . Nda sdar2 bngun 30 minutes later, so had to rush down as usual =D . . . Luckily there was someone in the TOILET haha~ so i get to take a nap on the green UNGGAT2 chair XD . . . Well actually i didn't sleep at 10 p.m.~
i was onlining actually till 3.30 a.m. then bru tah tdur, that's why i'm tired, NOT ENOUGH SLEEP :D

blablabla . . . arrived school around 7.2+ a.m. and had english, payah jua eyh haha~ . . . Maklumlah, batah di malaysia *mmbual =D* . . . Yg simple2 pun ku bleh salah XD . . . 9 a.m. YAAY! Blajar a.maths d class . . . Skalinya ended up becerita-ing, baie wah drang atu, ngasut~ *tuduh sja haha~* . . . Cause of LOG i forgot all =(

10.30 a.m.~ a.maths!!, skipped lots haha, confirm fail~ ='( . . . Then last minute bru tah functioning UTAK ah, damn! slalu =D . . . Then balik, i found a new way to carry a sling bag, suspend haha . . . Waiting for about half an hour then ada msg from FAZHA, ea ngambil & now ddpan dah . . . I rushed myself takut tlambat, then on my way, *dpan the $2.50 :D* ;

"mana tia bottle amsara ku ani? tinggal kali arh meja canteen? Biar kan tia kali eyh, bli sja baru~"

"eyh tpi sayang jua, ani kn org BANKRUPT~ tpi bida jua 2 bpusing balik pasal kn ngambil butul sja, nda COOL eyh~ tinggal kn sja tia eyh =("

then bru a few steps, i realised i was holding a SONGKOK =D

"eyh siapa punya ni? Aku punya jua dalam bag~ yes!! Dpat pusing blik ni ngambil BUTUL ku, ada jua alasan kn haha XD"

U-TURNED, ambil butul n blikkan songkok, it was JON's haha~ . . . How lucky, save dah WAN DULLAR ;D

got home, makan & liat tv ;tasbih ;memanjang till 10 p.m. and post this haha~ eatah ganya 2 . . .

moral of the story;
don't sleep late
revise at home SAJAA~

-THE END-

Friday, August 15, 2008

Lauk Apa Kita Jual?

I know everyone is waiting for the sambungan~ *prasan haha~*

yatabah~ then kn, came to school, and saw PPB vs form 4 but we went to the girl's hostel instead and makan sna since dpat refill water :D then back to futsal area. Sang a birthday song for si BAHRIN haha~ . . . Happy sudah ea but ilang tia happynya cause damal KALAH oleh karing. My left foot atu save the day hehe~ ;D but it was hell of a game, nearly got cramp cause of the 'LIMA LAPIS FOOTBALL SOCKS' i wore. DANO did get a cramp, bru ko tau haha~


after that ke asrama, chilled and buli si SYAFIQ haha . . . Then back to futsal kongsi cerita black magic, how is magic possible, THE LAME JIN MAGIC HELPER and after the the competition. JOULES won, AIMAN second and me third which is also the last haha~ finally the SPECIAL OLYMPICS. *you can read it arh the PPB's blog, ngaleh saya kan type haha~ *


after that match, i went for my bag then founded it was SOAKING WET, baiee~ haha . . . Then si AIMAN main2 kn aku.

AIMAN : jual apa kita? jual lauk? lauk apa?
me : lauk atu bh yg buntak2 ah, apa namanya ni~
AIMAN : owh bedukang kah? Laku ni eyh~ Brapa kilo kita ada? Brapa sekilo?
me : brapa kilo biskita mau kn?

paksa jua dlayan kn, cmana jua, mana jua ulah kn haha~ . . . Then AIMAN angkat his bag then realised bag nya wet tia jua huahua~ bru kau tau, KETULAHAN, blum btah haha . . . It was time for revenge, AIMAN got what he deserved XD . . . Then si AYEN takut, check bag sma tia jua haha~ but this time more parah, agatah jual ikan arh songkok hahaha~ . . . Went to asrama again, this time only four of us, me AYEN AIMAN JOULES. After that balik~


so lalah, ate kajap and bnyak, apakan haha . . . Watch the newly cerita siuk 'TASBIH CINTA' at indosiar :D, lawa bh the girl atu =D . . . Then came my parents, ada KFC sumting from my dad, ate it sparuh then shared it to my bro, come on lah, i'm not that GREEDY *tkarang XD* . . . After a while i fell asleep, nda g mandi 2 haha . . . Woke up at 9 p.m. kali, went up to my room, buka baju then came the SETAN haha. Tetidur tia. 3 a.m. went down to the kitchen, and ada ayam hehe~ ;D . . . Ada someone g bru blik so i had to open the door. Then online memanjang learning about all these blogging stuffs. Made a blog for ppb as requested . . . then for myself haha . . .

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The Near-Death-Experience

18/4 - physics!!! i think i suck haha~ . . . i didn't get to revise lastnight cause i fell asleep huahuahua~ well maybe i did get to revise but just a few, it was just a 'GO-THROUGH-ONLY' *alasan haha* :D . . . there was i searching for my notes. after for about eight months i then realised that all my form 4 notes was in one book ONLY, COOOL~ it was cleaned and organised, rajin aku atu last year haha~ . . . I began my revision with the 'thermal energy'. As i was revising on the bed, the eyes suddenly shuts, kuat bah SETAN arh katil atu XD . . . I woke up 12 a.m. to revise again, unfortunately the SETAN still wins haha~ . . . 4 a.m. i went onlining instead of revising =D . . . woke up at 6.30, damn i had to rush for shower then got to school at 7.20 a.m. . . .


as i arrived with my BEG BELAYAR =D, ada si SHREK and SHAHMI on their way to the audi, drang mcm ;

SHREK : eyh si zeerul kah 2?
SHAHMI : eyh awu ah, si zeerul jua 2, mohawk!!
BOTH : HAHAHAHA~

i was like, apakan drang ani? Bru pernah mliat aku x haha~ . . . I went to the concourse to put my beg, ada si BAHRIN and he was smiling. Then i realised that i had a haircut lastnight, no wonder si SHREK and SHAHMI cmatu =D . . . Went to the audi, rmai org tkajut mliat rambutku *prasan XD* . . . AIMAN was sitting infront of me and nda mau2 with his compliment atu, " cool eyh rambutmu ah, rugged eyh rambutmu ah, smart eyh, " sanak ku plang. Mcm menyindir ada jua =D. Anyway, hands were shaking in the audi cause i was afraid to fail the paper, this was my first time shaking haha~ or maybe it cold inside *buang kes XD*


paper 1, paper 2 then cca yaay!! . . . On the way to canteen, ada si AQIL. He invited everyone on his way to join cca hockey. Si SHREK ani mau tia jua, bh layan sja tia eyh since lama dah nda main hockey =D . . . Transportation ikut LUTFI's driver, damn sampit bh d blakang, me JON AQIL SHREK and AMIR :D . . . Then arrived at hockey, it was the first time my shoes PIJAKING the hockey field =D . . . I bought it months ago for hockey but nda menjadi cause yg dgn2 hockey ani jrang jua datang XD . . . This is where si DANIAL mengambang cause ada form 4 girls haha

after cca, there was slight of a transportation problem. LUTFI wasn't going back to school with his driver. I planned to jog to school, JON and SHREK agreed to join while our bags kmi suruh si DAUS membawa since ea ikut the teacher

we jogged for about 2km but had to stop for a while cause azan zohor BERKUMANDANG :D . . . then continued it through the jalan pulaie, passing the primary school then the pulaie's mosque. Passing the mosque, we saw the nasi katok stall that MUAZ recommended earlier, but we didn't stop for it ='( too bad~ . . . But we did stopped for a while cause si SHREK kna tlipun which was 50m away from it ;

JON : eyh mau pusing balik bali nasi?
me : aku nda duit ah~ :D, cna SHREK? Mau?
SHREK : bh manasaja
me : JON, aku minjam duit mu dulu. Krg ku byar ;D
JON : bh~

then kmi pun U-TURN haha~ . . . Then sna ada 3 soldiers, then we imagined as if were to be them nanti, well aku plang ganya 2 =D

WORKER : makan sini?
me : inda, tmpat lain. Bwa blik, ah~ apani? Tapau, ah~
JON : apa baik ah? Kurma tau goreng?
me : kurma, aku goreng sja eyh, kau SHREK?
SHREK : ntah goreng sja kali~
me : sringgit kn ni?
WORKER : iya kalau satu mcm, kalau dua $1.50, kalau tiga $2.00
me : bek ku bali dua bungkus lau cmatu~ *kata2 haha XD*

then si JON kluarkan $10

JON : bh rul aku lanja kau, campur ah~
me : ya wah? Bh, kurma and goreng *tarus g tu haha~*

then all agreed to order yg sama~ but the worker was a lil bit annoying haha, kmi said ayam goreng and kurma tiga but she still asked one by one mau bli apa haha~


then we jogged back to school but only half way, then walked the rest cause si SHREK nda fit haha, well actually kmi nda plang fit, asal sja bukan kmi yg minta branti, i'm ok with that haha~ rite JON? :D . Sharing stories bout driving experience, si JON ani diam2 panya nda experience haha kesian si JON, go-cart ganya driving experience mu JON? haha~ . . . Arriving at the traffic light, this is when i experienced my NEAR-DEATH-EXPERIENCE, haha apakan~ . . . We were near the traffic light, it was red then si JON said it's time to cross then we ran except for si SHREK, i looked back then shouted at him to run while on my right there was a car which nearly hit me and JON. Luckily she hit the brake~ *duh~ ofcourse =p* ksian plang ku liat the driver, a chinese female, she looks frightened :D sorry haha~

TO BE CONTINUE . . .