Wednesday, August 20, 2008

JOKO Nightmare

This thing happened ONE day before the qualifying exam, 10th August. Seriously, to me this what you call INCIDENT is a TRAGEDY which is BARIGALI to the MAXIMA =D. Btw to those yg nda tau siapa si JOKO ani, hell YOU'RE ONE LUCKY PERSON XD


it was about hmm~ 1700 to 1830 kali, as i was watching tv, bebunyi tia my hp. Ada msg lah~ but malangnya it was from her, si JOKO =D

msg
received : grul, blajar kau sudah?
sent : inda~ ngapa?

too bad that's the only msg i can remember, ada plang lgi, NYASAL ku delete eyh. Mun inda ku post sudah tu smua sini XD. If only i didn't delete it or if only i have this blog THINGY earlier, sanang jua ku kn becerita =D

eatah, ada dalam msgnya ani saying that she was at the PANTAI masa atu and she haven't studied yet and she WANTS me to teach her pasal ea nda dpat balik time atu. Like, wth~ sudah ku gtau aku blum revise ah masih jua minta ajar. Then aku REJECT lah kn ngajar ea but ea ani nda mau2, apanya org brunei, MEMAJAL~ KALING GANYA MEMAJAL ANI XD. Then minta gtau tia formula maths yg perlu diingati. So i sent this :

1+1=2
1+2=3
1+3=4
1+4=5
1+5=6
1+6=7
1+7=8
1+8=9
1+9=10

nda g besyukur tu~ cmana tah jua kn ngajar, aku BALUM revise bh!! *emosi =D*

and ea ada reply 'ku geget kau krg'. I mean, EWW~ from someone like her? Jgntah dulu, kalau org lain kali jua XD

then msgnya ani g ada te-'SYG2' and lapas mcm something yg lanji2 atu ea BUANG KES tia mcm 'eyh apakan aku ah'. Example :

" laju wah ajar aku syg~ *eyh ngapa tia aku ani*.

nda kau syg aku kah? *ada tia krg org mrah ni*.

Kalau kau nda ajar aku, bunuh diri ku ni ah *emo aku ah haha~*. "

something like that. WTF~ untuk apatah tu? Supaya aku RESPOND lah 2 ah, jgntah dulu =p. But i still replied her msgs, jgn pikir lain eyh, maruah bh 2, i'm trying to know how further she would go XD. I replied mcm :

" inda~ inda ku syg kau. Bh agatah, bisai2 sja bunuh diri atu XD "

wah~ i thought by sending that msg she would STOP replying but no~ masih jua nda mau2 minta ajar. WASTED about $1.00 kali just for replying her msg, nyasal ku =D

then i asked her why me? Why not the others? You know what, she gave me the most STUPID reason in the world. Katanya i'm the ONLY person using DST while the others 3G Bmobile. Mahal katanya.

pfft~ see how SATUPID she is. Let me say this :

kalau ada niat kn blajar atu ah, pasal mahal inda mahal atu bkan tah jadi MASALAH wah tu. Mahal pebaik ya, mun namanya kn blajar, nda tah jadi HAL tu perkara cematu atu "

so ertinya ea kn menggatal, not studying cause i know she have a CRUSH on me. Well~ so does everybody else, biasaler~ *prasan XD* but drang nda jua LANJI mcm kau =p . . . Eatah, siapatah menyuruh kpantai, tau dah kn qualifying.

when i told her about PRICE ISN'T A PROBLEM atu masih jua ea nda mau2, d callnya lgi tuu but i didn't answered it. Buang masa saja XD. I entered her number in my BLACKLIST supaya auto-reject :D. Over 30 times she tried bh, look how DESPERATE she is to hear my voice. Suara SEXY x ah XD.

then last2 katanya,
" bah be msg sja tani, apa formulanya? "

i was like, duh~ prasan ku dri tadi dah bemsg -_-' . . . Then i decided to END all this CRAP by sending her this :

" most important formula :

1st : stop mengacau aku & agatah belajar sendiri

2nd : YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE

3rd : get a life "

dia pun TERDIAM, nda tia g memajal but ea minta no. si ZAIM. I said i don't have his no. . . . Malastah ku ingau kn bgi kau no.nya. Aku tau apa rasanya no. kna jual2 ani.

To my classmate yg jual no. ku arhnya atu, i have something to say utk kmu :

BAIEE kmu ah, cani cara kamu XD. Nanti kamu hahaha~ paksa tah ku tukar LINE bru ni =D

ada my previous post saying kmi, THE O's, 'lefuck' eatah kmi becerita pasal ani jua. Then panya si ZAIM ani kna msg tia jua. But PARAH g aku XD. Pandai ea buang kes si JOKO ah, supaya ea nda kdapatan menggatal, bnr2 tia ea msg yg lain =D

masa kami 'lefuck' atu ada 3 THEORY about her :

CHUBBY's theory which i forgot already :D

ZAIM's theory ; pokoknya ea minta layan lah, minta ada respond

MINE's ; last paragraph ah ;D

-ENDOSMOSIS-

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