Friday, June 25, 2010

The sun has a father =8)

I had a weird dream tadi, gila deep jua lah~ Maybe macam petanda jua huehue =8) So i forgot siapa yg kan ikut aku jalan dalam dream atu but pokoknya ea smoker lah, ooo~


Ea tanya aku if i ada lighter that time, so aku macam awu-awu saja and banar ada arah the car. Eatah there was this baby johnson bottle yg yknow minyak baby ah HAHA! apakan~ namanya sudah baby ;p eatah i burnt arah the top skali waah! api =8) bongok eyh, namanya burning confirm lah api hahah!


Ok adang 0=) eatah macam minum james bond atu lah

ah begini~


Soooo eatah aku ampai arah hampir radio, ntah mengapa -_-' Then it caught fire arah yg kadang-kadang in some car ada space kan bawah the air-cond/radio untuk simpan barang~ eatah sana ni so then aku ambil wet towel/tissue yg idk dari mana and put off the fire. Fuhh~ slamat but mcam ada a bit melting lah. So aku liat banar-banar tempat angus atu then ada macam tempat screw and ada small holes. I saw faiyaaaa!!! masih kan but ani the fire travelling ke arah engine =O Abg was at the back seat masatu, and in my mind that the car would explode anytime. Makin basar sudah the fire, idk brapa umurnya hahaha!

Sama berabis ni the scene, not like 'vRaviSHLy' lah cause the plot drumah ku and the car presea huehue =8)


Me and abg tried to get out of the car and tarus-tarus ada this slow motion wah hahaha! buduh it felt so barat ='( Aku laju-laju dah tu begarak ah but dari 3rd person view still slow motion haha! Abg succeeded while pintu ku terstuck, deep-deep and there was this person ngam-ngam dluar pintu ku and ea mcam liat saja nada tolong~ Oi!! gila kah? haha! baie and ntah cmana last-last aku lapas and then came the firefighters, lului lah drang ani pokoknya haha, main-main ani wah.


At the end presea punya engine ilang~ macam keratas angus, inda logic ah -_-' Mimpi jua wah haha!


" Shit jadi org biasa tah ku ni, back to square 1. Kana antar ambil, " that was my line before terbangun haha!


I'm too hot for the car bebeh~ =8)

Egoist Queen =p


The blog seems dead haha! Will update soon~ 1 week wah tu deep deep ='( eyah macam wajib plang jadinya =D


Friday, June 18, 2010

naw

Picked joules up at sgh and went gdg to hantar adi then barutah ke tasek~ atu pun akhir sudah 6PM~ but still sampat jua climb and again 8m jua haha! Stuck sana saja kali? haha! All plans yg berkumpul kat tasek tidak menjadi, smua jua balik haha! So ambil aiman 1st d subok~ then ambil barang joules at sgh again~ ambil jon -_-' Masa kami ampir sudah ada tia msgnya ani that ea minta antar balik rumah after dano's~ deep jua tu and kami dluar rumahnya sudah -_-'


Nasib jua pasal ea bawa lasagna auntynya kalau inda ku cakap inda wah tu haha! So yeah i agreed but to hantar him esuk paginya since kami smua sleepover sana eatah malas kan jalan-jalan :D Went to amil barang joules lagi at katok~ Hooo =8) sini lah kami mengabis kan lasagnanya ah haha! eatah nada ampit org yg d bunut huehue! sorry ler, nafsu melanda =D Nada plang papa pasal drang nada tau haha and tuan monkeynya ok jua huehue~


mf minta ambil di gdg at 9, so by 9 kami sana sudah but ea masih drumah -_-' deep deep haha! Datang tia jahat atu so kami jalan lah saja straight to dano's~ Oooo cars ;D head-bangings HAHA! that was when passengers ku jadi gila hearing to this 1 random song. It got the beats mayn~ haha!


Makan sikit saja then tarus masuk dalam main fifa world cup si shrek, baik jua ea bawa haha! Even plan dota pun nda menjadi cause of this. Played till hampir 7AM, was with chub time atu haha! After that i was half asleep for an hour, yes i was sleeping tapi realised that i was just closing my eyes and still hearing stuffs, till si jon kacau kan minta antar huhu -_-' If inda nyaman sudah tu tertidur cause i can feel the comfort-ness masa atu =') kacau this monkey -_-'


So tarus bangun kan si chub~ since ea minta antar balik jua awal, sial sampat ea tdur baie ah =p Sooooo~ yeah inda kan aku macam inda cursing kan the whole way since aku paning sikit haha! "baie jon baie kau baie baie baie seksa wah ku ni, cubatah sleepover atu sleepover saja jangantah climbing huhu~ " well dalam mind ku plg saja tu haha!


Sampai tasek, i was waiting for the right moment to give si jon the 'maybe i'll fcuk you' hand sign but inda tau bila. Skalinya ea terlupa bajunya at dano's


huehuehue~ luck was on my side =8) So masa ea cakap minta bawa kan the baju, aku liat straight saja, senyum jahat and gave him the sign and tarus jalan hahaha! it felt better after that =p


Sent chub balik~ then balik to dano's so macam biasa lah~ after balik felt relieved tia, macam that wasn't so bad after all. Eatah that's why i never/jarang sekali complaint pasal after buat macam baru sadar ok tia haha! but i'm trying to be a bad friend plg right now, bukan bad as in samseng atu. Kan complain ler haha! supaya drang guilty huehuehue =8) which i think nda plg berjaya tu haha pasal if aku complain kana pikir main-main, tsktsk~ sedih-sedih haha


Back at dano's around 9+ then tidur haha! awal atu nada plg aman cause si shrek mengacau saja, awal-awal si aiman d kacau-kacaunya. Abis ni dramas-ramasnya gayboy ah haha! Then aku huhu~ skali d ramas balik pandai settle =p 12 bangun, makan and jalan to menglait main futsal


Oww! si jon messaged that climbing nada jadi and he was alone HAHAHAHA!


Padan mua mu!! Bersyukurlah ku haha!


Played at menglait against the butterfly =O pffft~ it wasn't the same as apa yg kami dangar-dangar gossip selama ani. Macam team biasa saja, nothing special~ sama saja. Sent everyone home and we live happily ever after haha!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

There's still chance


Last-last pukul 6 barutah tidur haha! Sudah si superlame nada akhir tia tidur, krg if ea ada awal tu. Maybe i feel so senang if ea ada eatah nyaman tidur huahua! MAYBE! ;p i'm not saying awu~ bleh jua... awuuuu~ =8) huehue ;)


So bawa nini to hospital tadi ptg around 2.30 till 3.00+. Then kite-kite pergi jalan kedai kat madang, y'know y'know yg bawah bukit. Bukan plg exactly bawah bukit, sebalah lah kalau kan belurus ;p Eatah after itu kedai nini mau stop sekajap arah restaurant yg dekat bukit yg ada car wash~ Well tempat atu tempat ea slalu lepak plg tu dulu sama kawannya


Awww~ gila atu deep wah moment atu. Banar~ seriously, eyah macam menahan rasa wah aku dalam kerita ah haha! baik jua tertahan cause ngam-ngam ada adi mu jua kan dalam kerita ah, nda jua cool tu if terlepas~ ada bebau HAHAH! apakan!! bukan atu, air mata wah ;p seriously macam berpikir wah ku tarus, what if aku nada kaki nanti? kana lawat kah inda ah, kana ingati kah inda ah? We'll find it out nanti~ Nauzubillah!! lain usulnya macam menunggu masa nada kaki jua haha! minta-minta jua tu =D


Yeah nini ku kan ksana just to see if kawannya masih ada sana kah nada~ sadly nada tadi and luckily ada this waitress masih yg nini ku biasa so nini ku tanya-tanya lah pasal drang and yes they still go there everytime~ Deep lah panya it has been 1 year+ sudah nini nada jumpa kawan-kawannya~ Ada plg 1 tadi but atu kira cousins~ but atu pun batah jua sudah nada jumpa kali. Fuhhh~


In my opinion lah macam sigh~ ntah maybe sana kali prove the line yg my parents slalu cakap "kawan nada membawa apa-apa tu, kalau kamu susah manada drang datang menolong tu," something cmatu lah~ well drang slalu cakap cmatu if marah plg saja haha! Eatah macam aku disagree with that statement. I mean how can they help you when you don't even help them, kan kan kan. Ooow now baru ke teclick mengapa my parents cakap cmatu haha!


I shouldn't talk about it dsini, but biar tia haha! My dad pernah kena frame oleh kawannya -_-' yeah drugs~ That's the short story, a bit longer? Well my dad kena sentenced 1 year kah? i forgot~ di al-islah, juvenile center ah~ eatah dulu during primary 3 kali or 2 ugama eatah i would be absent for school every saturday pasal ikut my mom to visit my dad~ It was siuk actually sana cause macam ntah, peaceful? I dislike the journey saja cause batah~ manada muara highway time atu i think so macam ikut jalan muara lah saja~ bangas -_-'. I cried twice kali saja or once, ntah aku lupa pasal masa atu aku nada tahan meliat my dad and mom deep deep hehe :D


Sniff sniff~ eyah nada deyh haha!


That's the reason why i'm much more closer to my mom~ and endingnya? Well my dad tau plg siapa kawannya yg buat atu atu cause darang masatu main bula sama-sama di indon and masa balik eatah ea tapuk that arah my dad's bag~ Syaitan! nada wah haha! eatah my dad biar kan saja ea since nada jau ada lagi yg dapat d buat wah arah ea. My dad rapat plg jua with that guy's sibling kali? ntah aku lupa dah siapa ea atu cause i remember kami beraya arah this one house d tungku and i think i was on the right topic masa memasang telinga cerita drang haha and my dad ada cakap " biar tia, sadar jua ea tu kan salahnya," something about biar kan lah. Skati-skati jua aku ani haha!


and now my dad is working arah al-islah as a idk apa~ i think headmaster dsana wah and macam bagi advice, So eatah waaaw~ macam cool jua tu! kira macam boleh motivate org sana jua tu with the story macam masuk sana doesn't mean ur life's gonna end~ Cool-cool! So itu saja, that's enough krang kana marahi ku if kana baca cerita ani haha!


Ok melarat kan~ dari kawan nini ku tu~ haha! K bye :D

spot tiny for me ;p

So aku jobless and did this for almost 2hrs haha!




as it goes up~ makin basar, so bagi ku bawah-bawah lah lawa haha! 5.04AM!! Imma sleep bubye!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Nyummy~ ;)

Teriyaki punya pasal so like.....yeah uhuh-uhuh cheeyh~ =8) macam ada tia jua nafsu kan post pasal makanan atu~ aku copy paste plg saja~ sharing haha! ;D

It is far beyond Hell's Kitchen's standard, waaw! it is Satan's cook huahuahua!


Inda layak ;p







Humans are like goats. We'll eat any damned thing. Just ask the people who make PowerBars.

In fact, you'll find foods in this world that don't even seem possible. Not just that they could exist, but that people would actually stick this stuff in their mouths without a gun to their head.

We've found six dishes that seemed to have sprung from Satan's own cookbook.

#6. Escamoles

From:


Mexico.


What the hell is it?


Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.


The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being fucking insane.


Wait, it gets worse ...


Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of fucking ant eggs.


Danger of this turning up in America:


We're not sure Taco Bell hasn't snuck this shit into their food already. Just make sure you know what' in that burrito. Ask at the counter if you have to. Also, watch those ads close because they'll try to dress it up in some kind of friendly-sounding, pseudo-Mexican name.



#5. Casu Marzu



From:

Sardinia, Italy.


What the hell is it?


This, dear reader, is a medium-sized lump of Sweet Fucking Christ. Casu Marzu is a sheep' milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the "cheese fly." The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition.


Its translucent larvae are able to jump about 6 inches into the air, making this the only cheese that requires eye protection while eating. The taste is strong enough to burn the tongue, and the larvae themselves pass through the stomach undigested, sometimes surviving long enough to breed in the intestine, where they attempt to bore through the walls, causing vomiting and bloody diarrhea.


Wait, it gets worse ...


This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That' right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae will, as they leap desperately toward your face in an effort to escape the putrescent horror of the only home they have ever known. Even the cheese itself is ashamed; when prodded, it weeps an odorous liquid called lagrima, Sardinian for "tears."


Danger of this turning up in America:


There is significant danger here, as we're thinking the cheese companies have a lot of maggot stock in the back of their warehouse they'd like to get rid of. And, there may actually be a market for it. Self-loathing is a powerful force in this economy (see the diet section of your local supermarket) and there' times you get low enough that, damn it, you feel like you deserve nothing better than infested cheese.



#4. Lutefisk


From:



Norway.


What the hell is it?


Ahhh, Lutefisk. After the larvae-ridden cheese, it's a blessed relief to sample a clean, down-to-earth Scandinavian recipe.


A little too clean.


Lutefisk is a traditional Norwegian dish featuring cod that has been steeped for many days in a solution of lye, until its flesh is caustic enough to dissolve silver cutlery.


Wait, it gets worse ...


For those of you who don't know, lye (potassium hydroxide/sodium hydroxide) is a powerful industrial chemical used for cleaning drains, killing plants, de-budding cow horns, powering batteries and manufacturing biodiesel. Contact with lye can cause chemical burns, permanent scarring, blindness or total deliciousness, depending on whether you pour it onto a herring or your own face. Or, so the lutefisk industry would have us believe.


Danger of this turning up in America:



IT'S ALREADY HERE! Shit! ( HAHA! BUDUH!! ani cali :D )


It' true, lutefisk is more popular in the United States than in Norway. What the hell are they doing with it? They're not eating it are they? Is it because it' a cheap alternative to colonic irrigation? Seriously, how do you advertise this stuff?



#3. Baby Mice Wine


From:


Korea.


What the hell is it?


What better to wash down your gelatinous lumps of lye fish than a nice chilled cup of dead mice? What better indeed.


Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic," which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.


Wait, it gets worse ...


Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you'd feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!


Danger of this turning up in America:


Who are you going to find in America that' OK with drinking dead fetus juice as a way to improve their own health? OK, other than lawyers.




#2. Pacha


From:


Iraq.


What the hell is it?


Of all the dishes, this is the one most likely to be mistaken for a threatening message from the mob. It' a sheep' head. Boiled.


Wait, it gets worse ...


Pacha only reveals its terror gradually. Sure, maybe you can get around the fact that you're eating face. But, the more you eat it, the more bone is revealed, until you give a final burp and set your cutlery down beside a grinning ivory skull. Its hollow eye sockets stare back at you with a look of grim damnation. "Burp while ye may," the sockets say, "for the same fate will happen to you--and all too soon."


We wonder why the Iraqis keep blowing themselves up? Wouldn't you, if every evening meal was a festival of death?


Danger of this turning up in America:


Not looking like that, it won't. But, you tell people that sheep head contains some kind of enzyme that boosts your metabolism and ...




#1. Balut


From:


The Philippines


What the hell is it?


Behold, for our journey of horror reaches its destination. Balut are duck eggs that have been incubated until the fetus is all feathery and beaky, and then boiled alive. The bones give the eggs a uniquely crunchy texture.


They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.


Wait, it gets worse ...


... Because you're never going to look at an egg the same way. (betul betul betul :( )Tell yourself that every time you crack open an egg from now on you won't be half expecting a leathery wad of bird to come flopping out into the skillet.


Yes, balut is upsetting on about a half-dozen levels. Sure, all meat eaters know on some level that the delicious chop on your plate used to belong to something cute and fluffy, which gambolled in the sun during the brief spring of its life. Most of the time, it' perfectly possible not to give a shit. But, when you're biting into something that hasn't even had a chance to see its mother' face ... well, it' different.


Danger of this turning up in America:


Actually, marketed properly, these eggs could be a damn good motivator. When you've looked death in the face at breakfast time, what the hell else can the day throw at you?



Hasil Curian HAHA!

Time flies when you're having fun

So yesterday went to gaydongz, i was kinda late untuk ambil aiman~ well baginya inda kali but bagi ku awu haha :D i planned to jalan at 11.30 but then katanya jgntah begagas and dtg rumahnya by 12~ Oooww ok it's 11 o'clock in the morning lalalala~ Ummm hehe :D Garena 1 game and melarat till 12.20+ haha fualuyy~ =8) but inda apa lah masa kami datang there, date si aiman balum jua ada :D so okay lah~ ganya masalahnya ticket for karate kids abis, if only aku awal sikit hehe :D


Liy <3 saja ="8)">


So masa kan masuk the cinema~ well ada problem plg sikit haha! si robot and 2 of her friends lupa gatu si liyana that drang liat movie lagi~ lupa kali, idk apa cerita benarnya but pokoknya nada ticket lah for si liyana. 1 of them kluar kan the ticket, F1 F2 F3~ hwah~ what a coincidence, sbalah ku panya haha! drang kan bali ticket last minute atu since drang ingat ada satu yg kosong which i took it already huehue~ :D Aww~ kesian si ana, lonely tia haha!


In the end it doesn't even matter~ ;D ok ticket ku nada berkoyak haha! pasal aku nada masuk instead jalan-jalan saja mendangani miss lonely ah =p It was fun, although aku mau liat A-team jua ='( eyah nada wah haha~ Movie dapat download lagi, time like that? Well mesti cari sand lagi barutah boleh travel balik haha~ NVM, aku saja paham :D membazir duit si aiman~ sorry ;p but nada jua papa wah kan kan ;D


Makan at chill, kikis si aiman again~ siuk-siuk. Japanese Teriyaki =') gila rindu ku, sampai jua hajat~ ganya minumannya salah order haha!






Orang lapar pun jadi kenyang balik wah haha =8) or the other way around :)


Oh ayam~ maaf kerana cousins mu begitu nyaman =p


Then balik~ :D





So as for today~ just as soon as aku bangun there was a text from me love :) and jon~ nah ada tia jua menyamak atu haha! ok baik plg ea gtau atu so aku tarus rush ke tasek pagi atu, without mandi-ing huehue~ APA! sama jua bepaluh tu karang kan kan~ baik tunggu abis smua baru mandi kan kan kan ;D Jimat air, apa nya kawan si kudil? Simpan gigi palsu atu arah cawan, ahhh~ nada jua membazir air kan haha! aaaand~ awal-awal plan kan liat saja, ego~ nada mau naik but last-last naik jua huehuehue =8) this time aku cuba 1 straight route saja~ inda pakai yg lain and yeah~ i succeed singgan overhang lagi, 8m huehue ;D


Tarus ambil aiman after that~ then hadi, balik kajap to hantar the barangs nini wanted and pergi ambil ben and jon. So menglait, we were macam almost an hour late lah but not an hour =p pahem? :D aaaand skalinya nada org kan -_-' call punya call messsage punya message barutah kana gtau cancel~ DEEP! inda deep dmana tu? Malaysia kali~ haha! So eatah menyamak saja marah-marah arah si fatlee haha!


Sadang tah sudah tu ah deepnya mun badut pun sedih haha! Aku ok but mun si jon sedih wah nada ku sanggup meliat~ bangis wah muanya ='(



Sabar jon~ Karas sudah tu HAHAHA! sampai hidung si hadi kau ambil ah ;p



Sent smua balik, soober~ mandi makan tidur~




BYE!